As I start this, it is approximately 3:30 a.m. Eastern time. I am sure that by the time I am finished with this blog, spelling and grammatical mistakes are sure to abound. This isn't really one of those blog posts with a point of view or a blog post with even a point.
I just finished studying earlier this evening for a class that, quite frankly, concerns me. A replay of the LSU-Auburn football game is on ESPN, a paid programming for a pill to "enhance that special area on a man" is on Comedy Central. Really, it is 3:30 in the morning...you can call it a penis and the FCC probably won't care. Besides, why does the company need to advertise at 3:30 in the morning anyway? Is anybody really watching? Well, besides me, is anybody watching? Vin Diesel acts better than the people on this commercial. Disgustingly, this commercial is funnier than new Dane Cook comedy material. What happened to you, Dane? Somebody shit on the coats. Wear a shirt that says I bleed when you shoot me in the chestplate and I will not shoot you in the chestplate. He kicked his shoes off in a fit of joy. These were funny lines, but I guess starring in a string of really bad movies, including such classics as Employee of the Month and Good Luck Chuck would, would drain the funny out of just about anybody.
The commercial for Extenze "that special area" enlargement pills begs the following question: If that type of product really worked, wouldn't it be everywhere? Wouldn't giant companies like Pfizer leap on a product that promised giant erections? They don't. That tells me something. It tells me that despite all of the advertising in print magazines and on late night television, despite the e-mails (for larger, harder, longer-lasting erections, life insurance, donations to Nigerian princes, auto insurance, Menards discounts and various other BS) and despite the reassuring smiles of terrible actors and actresses, these pills are little more than a placebo.
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